The Republic of Gurkistan represents an innovative approach to democracy, introducing a parliamentary monarchy with a unique governmental structure. At its core, the nation has a people’s parliament as its executive body and limited legislative powers. Currently, the reigning monarch, known as Plankton but born Anton Reim, has made a significant diplomatic move by sending out applications for state recognition to all countries except North Korea.
However, the reaction was mixed: only a handful of self-proclaimed nations recognized Gurkistan’s status as a sovereign state. This intricate mix of political elements and monarch’s reach underscores the uniqueness of Gurkistan’s model of government and its ongoing efforts to gain international recognition. [Read this article in German: Gurkistan Republik]👀
Name: Gurkistan Country (wikipedia article Infobox) | |
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Name in other languages | Gurkistan, Гуркистан |
Official language | German (official German), Gurkistani |
Capital | Sesselingen |
Sights | TikTok Museum, Armchair, The Laundry Mountain (approx. 1m high), The Light Source, Plankton’s Official Residence, Silver Youtube Play Button |
Form of state and government | Alternative democracy (democracy, monarchy) with planned economy democracy |
Constitution | TikTok videos, YouTube images, extensions by the People’s Parliament |
head of state | Plankton |
Prime Minister | Plankton (unconfirmed) |
Area | 6m² |
Population | Approx. 59,000 (August 20, 2023) according to YouTube |
Population density | Officially 2 residents per 6m². Several thousand people from neighboring countries are considering moving. |
Gross domestic product | €100 (not for government purposes, including Plankton’s income) |
Development Index (GHDI) | Approx. 0.978 |
Currency | Gurkistani Euro (Ğ€, 2:1 exchange rate to the Euro) |
Foundation | 08. June 2022 |
Defense | Indestructible walls around Gukistan (Obergurke’s walls), military “The Doge” |
National holiday | 08. June (Free Cucumber Day, Founding Day) |
Time zone | CET (UTC+1), CEST (UTC+2) |
Car license plate | GN |
State Game | Minecraft, car driving test |
National anthem and other songs | Song of the Cucumber (official anthem since October 3, 2022), Freedom for Cucumbers, Gurkistan founded on June 8, called Cucumber Sun, possibly Animal by Miike Snow |
Cities | Sesselingen (capital), Heizsthal, Bad Boden, Gurkingen, Neu-Gurkingen, Lichtenhausen (with window village), Hockerhausen, Lampingen (with skating) |
Gurkistani passport | Work in progress |
Average temperature | Typical 20°C |
Known people | Plankton, head of state, largest organism in Gurkistan, Fifi the Fiat (fastest car), Fifi. THE car. |
History
The story of Gurkistan begins when TikTok and YouTube content creator Plankton released a video on June 8, 2022 explaining how to create your own state. From his armchair he declared independence from Germany and founded the state of “Gurkistan”. Some view this as an illegal secession and a violation of international law.
Although hardly anyone expected it, something developed from it. The organization in the state was maintained.
Support and interest grew, and so the state was able to survive. Gurkistan was neither attacked nor occupied.
The yellow stripe on the flag of Gurkistan represents the only source of light in the country: “the window”. The turquoise background results from the monarch Plankton’s preference for turquoise. This was officially announced in the constitution. Due to special cucumber fields, many cucumbers in Gurkistan are turquoise.
July hike
Throughout its history, Gurkistan has seen only one adjustment of its national borders. In the so-called July migration, all national borders were redefined. The heating valley (sanctuary) was left almost entirely behind. The towns of Hockerhausen and Sesslingen, which also form a sanctuary, were also relocated. The window (the third and final sanctuary) was left behind, but replaced with an almost identical example within the new state borders.
With the relocation of the national borders, the old national territory was abandoned. The new state area of 6.00m² is approximately 1.55m² larger than the old one and includes the new window. The July migration was ordered and carried out by the head of state Plankton from July 1st to July 4th.
Independent state in Europe
Gurkistan has been recognized by all countries of CONAS, a coalition of 20 other micronations. Non-CONAS members such as Feilistan and Maxiania also recognize Gurkistan. In addition, the followers of the YouTuber SimplyFLORIAN and Maxi Lum see Gurkistan as an independent state.
State animals
Reginald the Pheasant used his feathers to accept recognition of the state of Gurkistan and citizenship. He loves being with his beloved monarch Plankton all the time, which is why he also showed up at his vacation apartment. There is also a dog, whose exact origins are unknown, but which is depicted on the coat of arms of the Gurkistan Police Force and represents the most important member of the Royal Guard.
Religion
The L.U.C.A (Last Universal Common Ancestor) is the first and last messenger for all living things on Earth. Most people in Gurkistan follow this religion as their main religion.
Geography
Cucumber regions
The cucumber regions in Gurkistan function similarly to federal states, but are more closely tied to the state.
Cucumber circles
The Cucumber Circles are the smallest subdivision of Gurkistan. The circles are more or less independent.
Topography
Gurkistan is the smallest state in the world with an area of 6.00m². It is an enclave completely surrounded by Germany. The border runs in an almost complete rectangle with a rounded side.
Geopolitics
Gurkistan is a topographical and ideological enclave in Germany, which makes recognition difficult. The young nation is ignored by internationally recognized states. This creates diplomatic challenges and leaves Gurkistan vulnerable to attack.
Topographic view
Gurkistan is mostly flat, with 3 plateaus. There are also underground tunnels and prominent regions after the July migration.
Low plain between Bad Boden and Hockerhausen
A wide, flat plain with hills and forests, crossed by streams and rivers.
Plateau around Fensterdorf
A breathtaking plateau with gentle topography and wide views.
Holy mountain of laundry on the armchair
A majestic mountain with dense forests and breathtaking views.
Outstanding peak of the Lampenberg
An impressive mountain peak with steep rocks and a beautiful view.
Cucumber waterfall between Lampingen and Hockerhausen
A spectacular waterfall cascading over rocks.
Gurkenauen north of the waterfall
A landscape with rich flora and fauna, crossed by streams and rivers.
Politics
In the portrait of the Gurkistani Kasper
A Gurkistani Kasper in portrait
The Constitution
Constitution of Gurkistan
§1 The dignity of the cucumber is inviolable.
§2 Every cucumber has unlimited right of residence without any obligations, except political office.
§3 Freedom of expression for cucumbers, but without insults, character assassination, fish jokes or misinformation about the state.
§4 Head of State via People’s Parliament. People’s Parliament promulgates laws and solves problems.
§5 Separation of religion and state; Religions respected must not endanger national security.
§6 Constitutional changes possible by the head of state or the people’s parliament.
§7 People’s Court Sessions with Rules.
§8 Corruption prohibited.
§9 Glorification of fascism prohibited, superficial opinions not punishable.
§10 Human trafficking and slavery prohibited.
§11 Domestic military only against enemy states, not executive tasks. Military police against military personnel.
Constitution of the People’s Parliament
§1 People’s Parliament fulfills tasks according to §4.3 of the Constitution of Gurkistan.
§2 Anyone with an immigration permit or activity useful to the state can take office in the people’s parliament.
§3 Constitutional judge may not belong to any party.
§4 People’s Parliament can be similar to the constitution
Throughout its history, Gurkistan has seen only one adjustment of its national borders. In the so-called July migration, all national borders were redefined. The heating valley (sanctuary) was left almost entirely behind. The towns of Hockerhausen and Sesslingen, which also form a sanctuary, were also relocated. The window (the third and final sanctuary) was left behind but replaced with an almost identical example within the new state borders.
With the relocation of the national borders, the old national territory was abandoned. The new state area of 6.00m² is approximately 1.55m² larger than the old one and includes the new window. The July migration was ordered and carried out by the head of state Plankton from July 1st to July 4th.
Independent state in Europe
Gurkistan has been recognized by all countries of CONAS, a coalition of 20 other micronations. Non-CONAS members such as Feilistan and Maxiania also recognize Gurkistan. In addition, the followers of the YouTuber SimplyFLORIAN and Maxi Lum see Gurkistan as an independent state.
State animals
Reginald the Pheasant used his feathers to accept recognition of the state of Gurkistan and citizenship. He loves being with his beloved monarch Plankton all the time, which is why he also showed up at his vacation apartment. There is also a dog, whose exact origins are unknown, but which is depicted on the coat of arms of the Gurkistan Police Force and represents the most important member of the Royal Guard.
Religion
The L.U.C.A (Last Universal Common Ancestor) is the first and last messenger for all living things on Earth. Most people in Gurkistan follow this religion as their main religion.
Geography
Cucumber regions
The cucumber regions in Gurkistan function similarly to federal states, but are more closely tied to the state.
Cucumber circles
The Cucumber Circles are the smallest subdivision of Gurkistan. The circles are more or less independent.
Topography
Gurkistan is the smallest state in the world with an area of 6.00m². It is an enclave completely surrounded by Germany. The border runs in an almost complete rectangle with a rounded side.
Geopolitics
Gurkistan is a topographical and ideological enclave in Germany, which makes recognition difficult. The young nation is ignored by internationally recognized states. This creates diplomatic challenges and leaves Gurkistan vulnerable to attack.
Topographic view
Gurkistan is mostly flat, with 3 plateaus. There are also underground tunnels and prominent regions after the July migration.
Low plain between Bad Boden and Hockerhausen
A wide, flat plain with hills and forests, crossed by streams and rivers.
Plateau around Fensterdorf
A breathtaking plateau with gentle topography and wide views.
Holy mountain of laundry on the armchair
A majestic mountain with dense forests and breathtaking views.
Outstanding peak of the Lampenberg
An impressive mountain peak with steep rocks and a beautiful view.
Cucumber waterfall between Lampingen and Hockerhausen
A spectacular waterfall cascading over rocks.
Gurkenauen north of the waterfall
A landscape with rich flora and fauna, crossed by streams and rivers.
Politics
In the portrait of the Gurkistani Kasper
A Gurkistani Kasper in portrait
The Constitution
Constitution of Gurkistan
§1 The dignity of the cucumber is inviolable.
§2 Every cucumber has unlimited right of residence without any obligations, except political office.
§3 Freedom of expression for cucumbers, but without insults, character assassination, fish jokes or misinformation about the state.
§4 Head of State via People’s Parliament. People’s Parliament promulgates laws and solves problems.
§5 Separation of religion and state; Religions respected must not endanger national security.
§6 Constitutional changes possible by the head of state or the people’s parliament.
§7 People’s Court Sessions with Rules.
§8 Corruption prohibited.
§9 Glorification of fascism prohibited, superficial opinions not punishable.
§10 Human trafficking and slavery prohibited.
§11 Domestic military only against enemy states, not executive tasks. Military police against military personnel.
Constitution of the People’s Parliament
§1 People’s Parliament fulfills tasks according to §4.3 of the Constitution of Gurkistan.
§2 Anyone with an immigration permit or activity useful to the state can take office in the people’s parliament.
§3 Constitutional judge may not belong to any party.
§4 People’s Parliament can change the constitution. Changes must be made
be confirmed by constitutional judges and committees.
Communication
The Gurkistan Discord Server
The Gurkistan.wiki Discord Server
Members of the People’s Government
(Placement has no political power)
- Chancellor = @theoliveoli
- Deputy Chancellor = @meisterdersteine
- President = @Paulaner
- Minister of Defense = @firefox6971
- Foreign Minister = @CocaCola
- Interior Minister = @meisterdersteine
- Finance Minister = @crilot
- Sports Minister = @q23z
- Minister of Health = @q23z
- Transport Minister = @bowneyker
- Minister of Education = @mister_e1
- Minister of Economic Affairs = @crilot
- State Secretariat = @Tahilan
- Constitutional judge = @Tahilan
- Minister of Justice = @crilot
- Minister of Culture = @libraryofgurkistan
These roles apply until the party system is completed.
The political parties in Gurkistan
The political leaders of Gurkistan are the President and the Chancellor. After elections, the parties form the people’s parliament.
Central Economic-Social Party of Gurkistan (ZWSPG)
Kaisuke’s party
Social Democratic Party Gurkistan SPG
Jengas, panikhenne25461’s party (not registered to vote)
Opaequitist Party of Gurkistan (OPG)
Felixxl’s party (new party direction)
Social Democratic Party of Gurkistan (SPG)
RekorDZahLs Party
Association of Democratic Socialists (VDS)
Sungalaxie’s party
Christian Social Gurkistan (CSG)
Schmiddi’s party
Igelan Party Short (IA)
Lucaert’s party
Communist Democratic Union of Gurkistan (KDUG)
MagicBookworms Party
Central Party of Gurkistan (ZPG)
lulul’s party
Extreme right-wing parties
Extremely right-wing parties like the NPG of Lelucs#7694 are not welcome and have been banned.
Border policy
Gurkistan has no strict border crossings. Border control is not necessary due to a lack of recognition by Germany.
Diplomatic relations
Gurkistan is part of the CONAS alliance and maintains diplomatic relations with 18 countries, including the Republic of Saiferien.
Gurkistani passport
On November 4, 2022, the Gurkistan passport was introduced. It allows visa-free travel only to “the toilet”.
Economy & Finance
The currency Gurkistaler was introduced but was later replaced by the euro. Gurkistan’s economy is stable, the stock index rose by 35%.
Cucumber prices
Due to high demand, individual cucumbers cost between €40 and €75.
Gurkistan’s exports
Pickled cucumbers, sour cucumber soup and memes are Gurkistan’s top exports.
Gurkistan Energy
Gurkistan Energy sources renewable energy. Due to high demand for electricity, imported energy is also used.
Gurkistan has a foreign policy office that handles articles on the Internet.
ARG / Gurkistan Media
The 1st Gurkistan Television
The Gurkistan Radio
EGF (First Gurkistan Television) broadcasts news on “YouTube”. It is known as “One – First Gurkistan Television”.
Centurion Industries
Centurion Industries and Titan Companies cooperate in various areas.
Centurion Mail & Delivery Services
There is a Centurion Mail and Delivery Service post office in every city.
Centurion Sunset & Gurk INC
The company works with Centurion Industries and takes care of creations (text/image/sound/video).
Gurkle S&G
“Gurkistan Clamping Blocks INC” is the first Gurkistan toy manufacturer.
Gurk Entertainment GmbH
Largest live entertainment provider in Gurkistan based in Stuhlingen. Gurk Theater on the carpet shows “The King of Cucumbers”.
Gurk Technologies Inc.
Founded by OliveOli, parent company for technology projects.
Gurkistan Game Dev (GGD)
Game development studio working on a Unity game.
GurkOS
The operating system of Gurkistan, with different variants for Intel/AMD computers, ARM devices and smartwatches.
Hardware
Gurk Technologies released hardware: Tab 1, Phone 1, Watch 1, G1 (video cards).
Sesselingen International Airport (Gurkistan Airport)
Airport with Terminal A, Runway 06/24 (2630m x 60m), passengers: 567,000 (2022).
Gurkistan Airlines
Headquarters of the airport, bought out and converted by Titan Company.
Green Energy Gurkistan
New energy company, sets a
on green electricity and is CO2 neutral.
Gurk Byte
Hosting company to replace GurkNet.
StellarX
Research Company, fusion energy and elementary particles researched. Successful test runs of the StellarX-1 fusion reactor.
Continued:
Successful test runs of the StellarX-1 fusion reactor were carried out on July 29, 2023 and August 20, 2023. For the first time in the history of fusion energy, the breakeven point was reached and exceeded, with more energy being gained than consumed. The electricity generated is fed back into the grid and largely covers the company’s costs.
That was some information about the various companies and establishments in Gurkistan.
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